To be is to be contingent: nothing of which it can be said that "it is" can be alone and independent. But being is a member of paticca-samuppada as arising which contains ignorance. Being is only invertible by ignorance.

Destruction of ignorance destroys the illusion of being. When ignorance is no more, than consciousness no longer can attribute being (pahoti) at all. But that is not all for when consciousness is predicated of one who has no ignorance than it is no more indicatable (as it was indicated in M Sutta 22)

Nanamoli Thera

Saturday, October 24, 2026

Nabokov on chess problems

 In the course of my twenty years of exile I devoted a prodigious amount of time to the composing of chess problems. A certain position is elaborated on the board, and the problem to be solved is how to mate Black in a given number of moves, generally two or three. It is a beautiful, complex and sterile art related to the ordinary form of the game only insofar as, say, the properties of a sphere are made use of both by a juggler in weaving a new act and by a tennis player in winning a tournament. Most chess players, in fact, amateurs and masters alike, are only mildly interested in these highly specialized, fanciful, stylish riddles, and though appreciative of a catchy problem would be utterly baffled if asked to compose one.

Inspiration of a quasi-musical, quasi-poetical, or to be quite exact, poetico-mathematical type, attends the process of thinking up a chess composition of that sort. Frequently, in the friendly middle of the day, on the fringe of some trivial occupation, in the idle wake of a passing thought, I would experience, without warning, a twinge of mental pleasure as the bud of a chess problem burst open in my brain, promising me a night of labor and felicity. It might be a new way of blending an unusual strategic device with an unusual line of defense; it might be a glimpse of the actual configuration of men that would render at last, with humor and grace, a difficult theme that I had despaired of expressing before; or it might be a mere gesture made in the mist of my mind by the various units of force represented by chessmen – a kind of swift dumb show, suggesting new harmonies and new conflicts; whatever it was, it belonged to an especially exhilarating order of sensation, and my only quarrel with it today is that the maniacal manipulation of carved figures, or of their mental counterparts, during my most ebullient and prolific years engulfed so much of the time I could have devoted to verbal adventure.

Experts distinguish several schools of the chess-problem art: the Anglo-American one that combines accurate construction with dazzling thematic patterns, and refuses to be bound by any conventional rules; the rugged splendor of the Teutonic school; the highly finished but unpleasantly slick and insipid products of the Czech style with its strict adherence to certain artificial conditions; the old Russian end-game studies, which attain the sparkling summits of the art, and the mechanical Soviet problem of the so-called ‘task’ type, which replaces artistic strategy by the ponderous working of themes to their utmost capacity. Themes in chess, it may be explained, are such devices as forelaying, withdrawing, pinning, unpinning and so forth; but it is only when they are combined in a certain way that a problem is satisfying. Deceit, to the point of diabolism, and originality, verging upon the grotesque, were my notions of strategy; and although in matters of construction I tried to conform, whenever possible, to classical rules, such as economy of force, unity, weeding out of loose ends, I was always ready to sacrifice purity of form to the exigencies of fantastic content, causing form to bulge and burst like a sponge-bag containing a small furious devil.

It is one thing to conceive the main play of a composition and another to construct it. The strain on the mind is formidable; the element of time drops out of one’s consciousness altogether: the building hand gropes for a pawn in the box, holds it, while the mind still ponders the need for a foil or a stopgap, and when the fist opens, a whole hour, perhaps, has gone by, has burned to ashes in the incandescent cerebration of the schemer. The chessboard before him is a magnetic field, a system of stresses and abysses, a starry firmament. The bishops move over it like searchlights. This or that knight is a lever adjusted and tried, and readjusted and tried again, till the problem is tuned up to the necessary level of beauty and surprise. How often I have struggled to bind the terrible force of White’s queen so as to avoid a dual solution! It should be understood that competition in chess problems is not really between White and Black but between the composer and the hypothetical solver (just as in a first-rate work of fiction the real clash is not between the characters but between the author and the world), so that a great part of a problem’s value is due to the number of ‘tries’ – delusive opening moves, false scents, specious lines of play, astutely and lovingly prepared to lead the would-be solver astray. But whatever I can say about this matter of problem composing, I do not seem to convey sufficiently the ecstatic core of the process and its points of connexion with various other, more overt and fruitful, operations of the creative mind, from the charting of dangerous seas to the writing of one of those incredible novels where the author, in a fit of lucid madness, has set himself certain unique rules that he observes, certain nightmare obstacles that he surmounts, with the zest of a deity building a live world from the most unlikely ingredients – rocks, and carbon, and blind throbbings. In the case of problem composition, the event is accompanied by a mellow physical satisfaction, especially when the chessmen are beginning to enact adequately, in a penultimate rehearsal, the composer’s dream. There is a feeling of snugness (which goes back to one’s childhood, to play-planning in bed, with parts of toys fitting into corners of one’s brain); there is the nice way one piece is ambushed behind another, within the comfort and warmth of an out-of-the-way square; and there is the smooth motion of a well-oiled and polished machine that runs sweetly at the touch of two forked fingers lightly lifting and lightly lowering a piece.

I remember one particular problem I had been trying to compose for months. There came a night when I managed at last to express that particular theme. It was meant for the delectation of the very expert solver. The unsophisticated might miss the point of the problem entirely, and discover its fairly simple, ‘thetic’ solution without having passed through the pleasurable torments prepared for the sophisticated one. The latter would start by falling for an illusory pattern of play based on a fashionable avant-garde theme (exposing White’s King to checks), which the composer had taken the greatest pains to ‘plant’ (with only one obscure little move by an inconspicuous pawn to upset it). Having passed through this ‘antithetic’ inferno the by now ultra-sophisticated solver would reach the simple key move (Bishop to c2) as somebody on a wild goose chase might go from Albany to New York by way of Vancouver, Eurasia and the Azores. The pleasant experience of the roundabout route (strange landscapes, gongs, tigers, exotic customs, the thrice-repeated circuit of a newly married couple around the sacred fire of an earthen brazier) would amply reward him for the misery of the deceit, and after that, his arrival at the simple key move would provide him with a synthesis of poignant artistic delight.

I remember slowly emerging from a swoon of concentrated chess thought, and there, on a great English board of cream and cardinal leather, the flawless position was at last balanced like a constellation. It worked. It lived. My Staunton chessmen (a twenty-year-old set given to me by my father’s Englished brother, Konstantin), splendidly massive pieces, of tawny or black wood, up to four and a quarter inches tall, displayed their shiny contours as if conscious of the part they played. Alas, if examined closely, some of the men were seen to be chipped (after traveling in their box through the fifty or sixty lodgings I had changed during those years); but the top of the king’s rook and the brow of the king’s knight still showed a small crimson crown painted upon them, recalling the round mark on a happy Hindu’s forehead.

A brooklet of time in comparison to its frozen lake on the chessboard, my watch showed half-past three. The season was May – mid-May, 1940. The day before, after months of soliciting and cursing, the emetic of a bribe had been administered to the right rat at the right office and had resulted finally in a visa de sortie which, in its turn, conditioned the permission to cross the Atlantic. All of a sudden, I felt that with the completion of my chess problem a whole period of my life had come to a satisfactory close. Everything around was very quiet; faintly dimpled, as it were, by the quality of my relief. Sleeping in the next room were you and our child. The lamp on my table was bonneted with blue sugar-loaf paper (an amusing military precaution) and the resulting light lent a lunar tinge to the voluted air heavy with tobacco smoke. Opaque curtains separated me from blacked-out Paris. The headline of a newspaper drooping from the seat of a chair spoke of Hitler’s striking at the Low Countries.

I have before me the sheet of paper upon which, that night in Paris, I drew the diagram of the problem’s position. White: King on a7 (meaning first file, seventh rank), Queen on b6, Rooks on f4 and h5, Bishops on e4 and h8, Knights on d8 and e6, Pawns on b7 and g3; Black: King on e5, Rook on g7, Bishop on h6, Knights on e2 and g5, Pawns on c3, c6 and d7. White begins and mates in two moves. The false scent, the irresistible ‘try’ is: Pawn to b8, becoming a knight, with three beautiful mates following in answer to disclosed checks by Black; but Black can defeat the whole brilliant affair by not checking White and making instead a modest dilatory move elsewhere on the board. In one corner of the sheet with the diagram, I notice a certain stamped mark that also adorns other papers and books I took out of France to America in May 1940. It is a circular imprint, in the ultimate tint of the spectrum – violet de bureau. In its center there are two capital letters of pica size, R.F., meaning of course République Française. Other letters in lesser type, running peripherally, spell Contrôle des Informations. However, it is only now, many years later, that the information concealed in my chess symbols, which that control permitted to pass, may be, and in fact is, divulged.

Vladimir Nabokov

SPEAK, MEMORY

An Autobiography Revisited

Unending Mystery

 INTRODUCTION

“Be Like the Fox . . .”

EVEN THE NEWEST LABYRINTH HAS A PAST. Labyrinths are painted on the walls of ancient caves and carved onto Neolithic rock outcroppings. They appear in some of the oldest legends in lands as different as the Greek Isles and the American Southwest, but were also the stuff of myths even older than the stories as we now know them. They have represented the birth of a single child and the annual rebirth of an entire season, even of the earth itself. They have at different times symbolized the descent into hell and the fiery underworld, the ascent to the heavenly City of God and the more mundane route to Jerusalem. They have served as the hallmark of architects and may have been used as mathematical devices to calibrate a working lunar calendar.

The labyrinth has played a role in divine worship in cathedrals, and its more worldly cousin, the high-walled maze, has provided effective trysting spots for lovers in many a garden. The semantic difference between the words labyrinth and maze is a new one. For most of their histories the terms have been interchangeable. But the new distinction—which has yet to make it into some dictionaries—is useful. Nowadays, a labyrinth is a single circuitous path that leads uninterrupted to a center, while a maze is a puzzle with many forks in the road that demand choices. More detailed distinctions will emerge later on in this book, but for now it is good enough to think in terms of the single-path, nonjudgmental labyrinth versus the tricky, perhaps entrapping maze. A labyrinth appears on one of the oldest minted coins, and it might be useful to think of the labyrinth and the maze as the heads and tails of a coin, the rather solemn labyrinth (heads, of course) and the raffish, devil-may-care maze. It would be a mistake not to consider them together. To maintain, as some have, that the maze is a frivolous distraction from a more serious subject is to miss the complexity—and the ambiguity—of a labyrinth. And it seems equally fruitless to debate whether the maze, as it is now defined, is a subdivision of labyrinths or if the labyrinth is actually just an especially tidy maze.

The names themselves, divorced from any particular image, play active roles in our everyday vocabulary as synonyms for chaos, disorder and confusion. The New York Public Library computer lists 344 titles that contain the word labyrinth, 204 with maze. (The cautious librarian who so helpfully provided these figures, however, insisted that I warn you that some may be different editions of the same books.) Almost none of them deal with the subject of this book; they range, instead, from modern political history (The Turkish Labyrinth) to medical studies of the inner ear. Mountain climbers call alpine ice fields labyrinths. A cab driver threading his way to a midtown railroad station complains about the maze of one-way streets. A New York Times headline reads, “The Labyrinthine Morass of Spying in the Cold War.” What editorial writer commenting on cities or city government could survive without the words, usually accompanied by the adjective bureaucratic? Everyone knows what those words mean, even when they are wrong.

But the labyrinth is one of mankind’s oldest artistic creations, an image drawn or carved or scratched by a human hand that does not copy something seen in nature. It is one of the first images— maybe the first—to be inspired by the human imagination. And very early in its history, the image and the name both became closely associated with that most human of creations, the city. Throughout its long history, the labyrinth (and later the maze) has been associated either symbolically or actually with many different ideas or concepts, but the connection with the city is almost always there.

Over the centuries, the seductive image of the labyrinth has become a glorious magpie’s nest that can be stolen or borrowed or adapted for almost any purpose. The claims are staggering. A labyrinth can induce pregnancy, revive virility, ease childbirth, cure cancer, restore eyesight, heal the lame, free souls from purgatory. You can win the hand of a beautiful girl by running the path faster than any other boy in town. You can learn the wisdom of King Solomon by decoding its meaning. It’s an athletic field. It’s a dance floor, a place to thresh grain, a sacrificial site. The diameter of the labyrinth in Chartres Cathedral is one-millionth the diameter of the earth exactly (or is it one-billionth?), and in its geometry are hidden the secrets of the universe’s building blocks. All this is worth hearing because it has all been so devoutly believed. We can only ask, What is there about this image that inspires such belief?

The end of the twentieth century saw a great revival of interest in labyrinths and mazes. (Jeff Saward, a British labyrinth expert, has pointed out that the same thing happened at the end of the nineteenth.) On a practical level, the maze craze—the building of puzzle mazes as tourist attractions and the carving of cornfields into maize mazes—has saved many stately homes in England and family farms in North America from falling into financial ruin. Spiritually, the discovery, or rediscovery, of the labyrinth as an aid to meditation has had a profound effect. Religious institutions from the so-called New Age to the profoundly conservative have installed permanent or temporary labyrinths for their worshippers. And like the stately homes that added a maze or two to draw a paying crowd, churches are finding new visitors (some of whom join as members) walking their paths. Medical facilities are the new growth sectors, with hospitals and clinics adding labyrinths for their patients, their patients’ families and the medical staff itself. Lap-sized labyrinths made of wood, plastic or just an image printed on cloth or a piece of paper are now common sights at bedsides, where patients follow the ancient pathways with their fingers to seek the peace and comfort some walkers find. And the trendiest health spas now often have labyrinths on their well-manicured grounds.

I should make a personal statement concerning how I feel about labyrinths. I have walked hundreds of them in France, Britain and the United States, ones in cathedrals, fields, public parks, woods, playgrounds, Renaissance fairs, backyards, just about anywhere. They have been made of stone or turf or brick or canvas, been lined with hedges or marked out with chalk, flags, seashells, tree stumps, masking tape or—once—Christmas tree lights. I have never had a profound flash of insight or a Saul-on-the-road-to-Damascus revelation, as some have reported. I have never been cured of any medical affliction. Yet I believe that walking a full-sized medieval or Chartres Cathedral–style labyrinth can be a deeply moving experience, that it can have a truly calming effect and that every now and then, it can be an occasion of joy. The happy moments need not be profound. I once found myself happily remembering the stations not of the cross, but of stops on a suburban railway line. I have sensed that the way to the center can be introspective and the way out as upbeat as what I imagine the way back from the cemetery must be like at a New Orleans jazz funeral. Sometimes, that is, not always. With me, what is triggered most often by walking those twisting, curving paths is memory, good memories and bad ones, and now and then a sense of moving through a design as old as the human imagination, one that’s blessedly free of dogma and judgment.

At the conclusion of “Little Gidding,” the last of his “Four Quartets,” T. S. Eliot writes:


We shall not cease from exploration

And the end of all our exploring

Will be to arrive where we started

 And know the place for the first time.


It is a popular quotation with labyrinth enthusiasts in that it suggests a feeling they know well. Apt as Eliot is, I prefer the concluding lines of Wendell Berry’s “Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front”:

Be like the fox

who makes more tracks than necessary, 

some in the wrong direction.

Practice resurrection. 


But perhaps it’s best to consider the words of a working labyrinth builder. Ariane Burgess is a Scot who now lives in New York City and continues to rally children of the Mott Haven section of the South Bronx to help her construct labyrinths in the shadows of their neighborhood’s high-rise housing projects. She says, “When volunteers look at a labyrinth and say, ‘Nothing’s in the center,’ I say, ‘You are.’ ”

Unending Mystery 

David Willis McCullough

Friday, October 23, 2026

Colin Jordan Merrie England 2,000 - review

 

In earlier times, there was much speculative fiction about conditions around the turn of the millennium. (We’re still waiting for those hovercars, dammit. . .) Other literature focuses more on changes in society than imaginative technology. The first major example, Looking Backward: 2000-1887 by Edward Bellamy, predicted a wonderful socialist future. This novel wasn’t exactly Marxist, but the teleological utopian concepts are very similar. Despite a high exposition-to-plot ratio, it became wildly popular in its time, inspiring a brief but widespread movement.

More recently, the Dissident Right has made its contributions to the literature. As one might expect, the future in these works doesn’t look so bright and shiny. Naturally, the most famous was The Turner Diaries by William Pierce under the pen name Andrew MacDonald. This urban guerrilla novel hardly needs introduction.

Another old classic from the “bad optics” end of the spectrum, and a rare find these days, is Colin Jordan’s Merrie England 2,000. Say what you will about the hardcore crowd, but they tell it like it is; and in your heart, you know they’re right! Picking up on the nutty political correctness that was becoming fashionable, the author made a bold statement about the near future. When the calendar finally rolled over, things weren’t quite that bad in Britain, but the story was a lot more prescient about the way things are now. This is so even though it was satirical black humor.

These are the author’s specialties, as we can see from the very beginning, along with biting sarcasm. The acidic dedication gives some further interesting information about the making of the story:

This book is dedicated to Gerald Kaufman, Jewish Member of Parliament for the U.K., ancestrally from Poland, who not only in his policies typifies trends towards an England in the year 2,000 as depicted in it, but has taken a lead in trying to prevent its publication by penal action against its author for his writings.

In June 1991, acting merely on a complaint by Kaufman, police invaded and ransacked the author’s home, and seized a copy of the first draft of this book.

It further describes winning the legal challenge. Colin Jordan had to tone down the book, trying to avoid further trouble. I recall that the earlier draft was funnier, with more dramatic force. The final version, to a large degree, reads more like a Clown World travelogue; basically meaning a higher exposition-to-plot ratio. He also included a lengthy preface explaining that he solely blames treasonous white politicians, rather than immigrants who “have only taken advantage of the treachery of our own renegades,” and that anyone who doesn’t understand may “avoid either contemplating or contracting what he erroneously regards as ‘racial hatred’ by the simple expedient of refraining from reading any further.”

Despite these exculpatory efforts, the unswervingly fashy author faced more political charges under the Race Relations Act. The book is now illegal in Britain — the government can’t stand criticism of policies destructive to their own public — but fortunately it’s available online.

Annie’s Crime and Punishment

The story opens when Annie Oakwood, 71 years old, calls to her dog named after “Wing-Commander Guy Gibson’s similar animal with the same name in The Dam Busters film of decades past.” 

Specifically, her dog is named Nigger. 

Nigger, Nigger, come out at once!

She doesn’t know anyone is listening, but she’s overheard by a gentleman of African descent.

Rising rapidly erect the Black man fastened his furious eyes on Annie, and directed at her a spluttering torrent of invective, accusing her of the vilest racism, and threatening instantaneous vengeance including calling the police; while directing a number of unsuccessful kicks in the direction of his namesake.

He runs off to call the police, and a couple of diversity hires (a turbaned Indian and a non-white midget) arrive promptly to apprehend her.

Had it been a mere burglary or mugging, it could have been days before the police made an appearance, if at all, but a report of “racism” always ensured an instant response as a top priority of crime equalling if not exceeding murder.

Life imitates art, doesn’t it? According to some recent reports from Britain, anarcho-tyranny like that is fully underway. Violent crimes usually go uninvestigated. Meanwhile, the police have large teams dedicated to scanning social media posts for thoughtcrime, promptly punishing the “offenders.” What has the government done about the Paki grooming gangs preying on children for decades, except to lock up Tommy Robinson for speaking about the problem?

The book accurately predicts that the police now prioritize thought control over stopping crime. Therefore, Muslim and African ghettoes effectively are outside of the law, much like it is today in large cities located in France, Sweden, and so forth:

Thus it was that crime prospered magnificently in the progressive England of the end of the century, most of it left unreported because of lack of police interest, effort and achievement; an arrest and conviction being quite a wondrous rarity. Every town now had its sizeable “no go” area into which the police only ventured on most special occasions, and then in maximum muster and as briefly as possible; normally respecting its inviolability as a sanctuary for those whose outlook on behaviour differed from the law, and who desired to withdraw entirely from its interference.

At the scene of the “crime,” they summon the political police, called the Harmony Force. After a night in jail and a hasty trial, the magistrate remands Annie to their reeducation camp, and her dog gets the death penalty. “Only her age and the fact of a first offence saved her, he told her sternly, from a much longer and harsher punishment.” While at the House of Harmony:

For six whole months Annie was subjected in solitary confinement to an intensive process of purgation designed to rid her of every vestige of those prohibited thoughts which arose from an outmoded and thoroughly reprehensible awareness of racial ancestry, pride in the heritage of her folk, and a concern for its preservation.

Every hour she is forced to repeat the following self-criticism litany:

Q: “Why are you here?”

A: “Because I was a racist.”

Q: ‘What is a racist?”

A: “A wrong-minded person who believes there are inborn differences between human beings.”

Q: “Why is this wrong?”

A: “Because all human beings are one and the same.”

Q: “What is right thinking?”

A: “Races do not exist. The only differences between all people everywhere are only superficial results of different environment.”

Q: “What is the right aim?”

A: “The mixture of all humanity to produce the world man and woman, and eventually the world unisex.”

Q: “When can you go back to the outside world?”

A: “When I have shown for six months that I have been cured of racism.”

Q: “Do you wish to be cured?”

A: “Oh, yes I do indeed, most truly and eagerly!”

After Annie’s release, her son George and his wife Jennifer take her home. The experience left a deep impact. The little old lady cracked under pressure, no match for a mental assault like that, and now is thoroughly indoctrinated to support multiculturalism.


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Annie’s Telly Training

Following half a year of solitary confinement in a little cell, the reprogrammed pensioner becomes an avid TV watcher. Naturally, all the programs had become politically correct fare. (From what I’ve heard about British television lately, this much was an accurate prediction.) Under the spell of what Michael A. Hoffman once called the “vampire light of the cathode ray tube,” the hypnotic glowing box becomes a mind-rotting addiction, practically turning her into a zombie:

Watching the television screen for hour upon hour each and every day — something strongly encouraged by the Ministry of Harmony as the habit of a good citizen anxious to acquire good thoughts — Annie’s brain was drawn moth-like to, absorbed by and purposefully irradiated by its luminance, which invaded, pervaded and fully possessed it, supplying her ideas, causing her responses, rendering her whole mind a mere reflection of the glittering brilliance of its domination. While continuing to believe that she remained the arbiter, switching on and switching off receptivity at will, Annie, as with the multi-millions of other slaves of the silver screen, had reached the state not of controlling the electronic brain box occupying the place of honour in every home, but of being effectively controlled by it, or rather by the masters of the box who beamed their controlling influences into every captive brain in every viewer’s dwelling.

Then the story describes the illusion of choice on the idiot box “carefully made to appear as a wide range of free expression,” and of course who really is running the show. None of that would be a surprise to us, of course. (I can’t speak for how things developed in Britain, but at least in the USA, television has been that way since before my time.) The propaganda is quite subtle, hardly different from now. According to the story, it even includes subliminal messages. Actually, this technology has been in development for a while, but not much has come of it, at least as far as we know.

The Minister of Harmony was a shadowy figure who had adopted the stage name of “Jonathan Bull” to benefit from this anodyne of Englishness in place of his rightful patronymic derived from his ancestors’ long-standing domicile in the Hebrew quarter of Lodz.

“John Bull” from the ghetto of Litzmannstadt is cut from the same cloth as Robert Maxwell, né Ján Ludvík Hyman Binyamin Hoch, who was a media magnate, all-around crook, and alleged to be a spy. (By some accounts, he might have been an MI6 / KGB / Mossad triple agent, outdoing even Kim Philby’s divided loyalties.) The skinhead band Skrewdriver wrote a song about him, appropriately titled “Vampire.” One of his daughters, Ghislaine Maxwell, married Jeffrey Epstein, another interesting character who came up out of nowhere and became a billionaire — much like Daddy, and George Soros for that matter. Ghislaine’s other sisters might have been up to some interesting activities too, according to speculation. Small world, isn’t it? 

He was the real head of government, the nominal Prime Minister being only a photogenic puppet selected by the former for his soothing demeanour, and made to appear the virtually unanimous choice of an appreciative nation by the simple means of the appropriate subliminal transmissions.

What British Prime Minister lately hasn’t turned out to be a weasel serving the Deep State types instead of the public? (Yes, BoJo the Wanker is a weasel too.) In the story, the Man Behind the Curtain gloats to his closest associates about the effectiveness of TV propaganda, with the sort of candor not seen in the real world since the Podesta DNC email leaks. What’s unstated, since the inner circle already is aware of it, is the following:

Multiracial mixture and human equality were to be propagated as ideals simply and solely because of the supreme advantage to the holders of power of a docile, pride-less, mongrelized human herd.

Therefore, on TV programs, The Narrative is more important than the truth:

Thus when the legions of Julius Caesar were portrayed it was obligatory for those legions to be at least 50 per cent Coloured. Similarly, the Battle of Trafalgar had to be portrayed with ships, half of every crew of which were Black.

That came true too; that’s about how it rolls these days on the aptly-named BBC. This “blackwashing” job, apparently in the effort to gaslight the public into believing that Britain always was multiracial, is straight out of the Orwellian Ministry of Truth playbook.

The Processing of “Honey”

Honey is the sixteen-year-old daughter of George and Jennifer, blonde and blue-eyed. Her reeducated grandmother is now on the same ideological wavelength. 

Annie reborn though she was, could still recall — albeit now with an induced feeling of guilt in place of pure nostalgia — the days of her own childhood in the far off 1930s when the playgrounds were full of the fair-haired descendants of Saxon, Viking and Celt, and them alone. That was before the Great Change which followed the 1939-45 war as not only its consequence but its ultimate purpose: a global upheaval brought about by Democracy’s directors to crush the contemporary folk revival of the Aryans, and to facilitate racial amalgamation under their dictatorship disguised as representative government.

Her granddaughter, on the other hand, has a much different upbringing. She’s been thoroughly indoctrinated from a very young age. This includes the daily Circle of Sameness ritual in school: 

The children linked hands, then chanted the 20-verse Song of Sameness which had all to do with breaking down barriers, pushing out prejudices, filling up with love and care for every form of life generously classified as “human”. Toleration, it demanded, for all kinds of human behaviour once held to be intolerable. The submergence of the individual in the crowd, it cried for, in favour of the common herd and its collective action, denouncing any competitiveness and rejecting any suggestion of an elite as contrary to sameness. Work for peace, it proclaimed. peace as the extinction of self-assertion and thus conflict.

A fully multiracial experience is delivered to the students, even more important than actual education, which necessitates an extensive system of forced busing to mix up the students as much as possible.

The Colouring of Education

The story further describes the educational experience, with academics further dumbed-down for benefit of low-IQ minorities. Moreover, the curricula are politicized, even math. (I’m not sure how it rolls in Britain, but this has come true in the USA.) Students even get a political record that will follow them for life. Students guilty of “racism” must perform extensive samokritika rituals. History gets positively Orwellian treatment, including lots of Afrocentric flapdoodle. That much has come to pass in the USA, and I have little doubt it’s anything different on the other side of the pond.

Other than getting her brain steeped in cultural Marxism at school, the teenager has a social life. As a Briton with classic Nordic looks, she’s quite a prize for one of the vibrant Commonwealth types who likewise doesn’t care about his own heritage. Note well, mudsharking was almost unthinkable not long before the book’s publication, but by now it’s been promoted very aggressively by music videos, celebrities, and advertising. Much of the effort to normalize race mixing is by the usual suspects, and if they don’t like us noticing, then they should stop doing that.

With her education proceeding along these lines it will come as no surprise to learn that Honey’s boyfriend was one Ulysses Brown, a colourful character physically speaking whose parents had migrated from a mud hut in South Africa to a council flat in South London, thanks to a mobility and resettlement allowance from the Ministry.

Their frequent hangout is a hellishly chaotic disco where they used the club drug “Instant Bliss.” (That’s an obvious reference to ecstasy, which according to what I’ve heard is manufactured in Israel for fifty cents a pill, is sold for a nice markup at twenty dollars, and causes brain damage.) Earlier, Annie didn’t care for her granddaughter’s ventures into the degenerate club scene, but the reeducation camp changed all that. 

The Harmonizers 

Annie’s nephew Philip is a “cocksure young man given to sermonizing who worked at the Ministry of Harmony,” and his wife Alice is a like-minded teacher at the Robert Mugabe College in Thornton Heath. 

In pursuit of their common concern to reduce world overpopulation by means of White abstention from reproduction, they had joyfully undergone irreversible sterilization. Thus enhanced, they had no less joyfully hastened to adopt a mentally deficient and physically deformed child from Bangladesh whose total contribution to civilization consisted in spending its days making faces, abominable noises, and plentifully distributing showers of spittle to all and everything in range, accomplishments which its adoptive parents seemingly found exceptionally endearing; and the more so when assured that the monstrosity would always retain them.

Since publication, it’s become trendy for white celebrities to adopt non-white children, a rather extreme form of telescopic philanthropy. This fad even has caught on with virtue-signaling plebeians. The book essentially blames ultracalvinism. In my estimation, that’s at most merely a gateway drug to highly weaponized cultural Marxism driving a number of self-destructive trends like this.

Despite his obvious merits, having so far only reached the middle echelon of the Ministry, Philip was not yet privy to the secret that the real reason behind all the Ministry’s propaganda was not really a compassion for Nature’s rejects or concern for the participants in racial integration, but instead the purely utilitarian consideration that a public so moved was by its enfeeblement rendered that much more amenable to control.

One of the activities at the Ministry of Harmony is purging certain history books from libraries and the warehouses of publishers. In real life, there’s some anecdotal evidence of counter-Narrative books disappearing from various libraries. As for publishers, Leftist corporations are more than happy to perform this Orwellian function themselves these days.

Philip believes that it’s his duty to make up the public’s minds for them, an attitude increasingly evident lately with professors, journalists, and the limp-noodled bugmen at Woke Tech firms. His work duties involve public opinion polls which somehow always agree with whatever the Ministry wants; part of what we today might call manufacturing consent. The bureaucrats also specialize in elaborate word games; this PC reframing specialty certainly hasn’t fallen out of fashion. 

The Ministry also organizes ethnomasochistic flagellant penance marches for whites. (This isn’t so different from what actually has happened.) Those who refuse get bad political records and spurious misdemeanor charges until they take the hint and participate in the next procession. Similar bullying is meted out to keep the public in line generally.

Philip’s wife Alice is especially enthusiastic about PC word games. (We’ve hardly seen the end of that.) Effectively she plays the role of Winston Smith in 1984, developing the politically correct version of Newspeak, though obviously with more enthusiasm than her Orwellian counterpart. She certainly has feminism in her ideological duffel bag, which motivates a large amount of the word games. 

Even Father Christmas had now to be spoken of and depicted as always in the company of Mother Christmas though some more advanced thinkers felt that only by presentation as a hermaphrodite could the figure of Christmas be righted.

Much other lunacy at the Ministry of Harmony is described, including this:

Such people even advocated votes for monkeys and all other primates, coming up with a clever means of balloting these deprived and underprivileged victims of discrimination.

Why haven’t animal rights activists caught onto this clever idea yet? Other than that, voting is done by telephone, rather than by paper ballots.

What of course was not disclosed to persons outside the Ministry was the comforting fact that, if by some untoward error the result of the voting was not in accord with the relevant conditioning of the public, then without fail the presented result was not in accord with the actual result, while having the merit in this discrepancy of fully according with the wishes of the Ministry. It was as simple as that.

Does this remind you of anything?

The Staging of “Holocaust”

Annie’s other niece Violet is married to Martin Fisher, né Fischberg. As a Member of the Tribe, he was in the most advantaged class of all.

Their elevation to the status of the high caste of humankind had been primarily due to the stupendous success of a most brilliant propaganda operation of theirs called “Holocaust”. This had been devised half way through the century based on a superlative stratagem whereby all jeopardy to Jewish ascendancy could be eliminated by identifying all criticism of that ascendancy with a multi-million extermination of Jews alleged to have just occurred; thus evoking oceans of sympathy to drown all unfavourable mention.

In other words, it’s a “get out of criticism free” card, and the event itself is beyond question. This hasn’t worn out from the passage of time, or from gaping holes in The Narrative. Today, the Second World War itself is largely portrayed as merely a backdrop to Jewish suffering.

Such was the massive force of the psychological onslaught of the “Holocaust” operation, supplemented by the supportive measures of suppression, that by the late 1990s free speech concerning the Jews had been exterminated, and only complimentary mention was permissible.

The author’s timetable on this turned out to be spot-on. The story further predicts that the Shoah Business will expand in coming years, with numbers further inflated and lurid details added to it. The Narrative has shrunk a bit, though questioning the greater part of it is still a major taboo and illegal in many countries. This is one major reason why we won’t get an officially accepted sober reassessment of the genuine extent of persecutions during this era, differentiated from the exaggerated statistics and melodramatic myths, as long as The Narrative remains politically useful.

In the story, Martin Fisher / Fischberg specializes in Holocaust promotion. This is carried out under the auspices of a special section in the Ministry of Harmony. He’s the creative sort:

For instance, with the accelerating statistics of the exterminated there was an increasing problem reconciling those statistics with the huge number of very long-lasting survivors who never ceased to show themselves through their incessant clamour for endless and unlimited compensation and vengeance, and with any believable total for Jews in Europe before the event. 

Martin’s solution is to declare that the survivors had been gassed but resurrected; “this divine intervention finally and fully proving the worthiness of the Jews to be the deity’s overseers of humankind.” That much is little more bizarre than some of the stories already out there.

Naturally, the schools greatly emphasize the Shoah Business. Roadside shrines pop up all over the country to commemorate the event. Some citizens even go unwashed to avoid soap (although the soap story is one of the lurid details that’s been dropped from The Narrative recently) as an expression of their piety. Even May Day gets hijacked by the Holocaust religion, turning the joyous rite of spring into a macabre morality play. The list goes on.

The story describes other thought reform efforts. Even milk comes under fire for its racial undertones. (This actually happened.) Shakespeare’s The Merchant of Venice gets a comically politically correct rewriting. Woe betide anyone who performs the original version. 


You can buy Greg Johnson’s Here’s the Thing here.

Democracy: The Freedom to Comply

The chapter opens:

By the close of the century the Ministry of Harmony could thus look back on a shining path of progress towards the extirpation of every conceivable sign of White racial patriotism, running parallel with the acclamation of every conceivable sign of Coloured and Jewish self-assertion.

And so it came to pass, of course. Then the book describes in brief the Race Relations Act of 1965, bolstered in following years by three other measures. The first and final had been introduced by a Jewish Home Secretary; one of those “cohencidences.” It predicts further measures, to ban possession of even single copies of forbidden literature, and to prohibit “everything uncomplimentary to Jew and Coloureds.” The latter instance has come to pass too; again, ask Tommy Robinson about that.

Lest it be thought from this that all freedom of speech and print had vanished by the time of our tale, be consoled with the knowledge that freedom unlimited remained for anything and everything derogatory to Whites (excluding Jews from this category)!

That too. For just one instance, consider Professor Priyamvada Gopal — a fair and delightsome damsel of Albion — who was rewarded with a promotion after declaring “I’ll say it again. White Lives Don’t Matter. As white lives.” Well, bless her heart!

Further consolation may be found in the news that the Ministry’s most talented dermatologists had by then determined and declared that Whites did have one superiority to Coloureds: thicker skins.

Good one! Other than that, would-be dissidents are denied access to rent meeting halls for conferences. Similar tricks are used to prevent printing of disapproved literature. The way the story describes it is more subtle than how this is done. In a sign that the PC cultural revolution has begun to eat itself, the “TERFs” (feminists who know the difference between a man and a woman) often have to meet in secret and are subject to attack by trannies and their supporters.

A distinctly crafty move in the second half of the final decade of the century had been a series of “Judicial Notices” in the higher courts to the effect that henceforth the matters taken notice of were removed from discussion because they were indisputably self-evident truths.

This is actually how it’s done in Germany. Certain historical events deemed “common knowledge” are beyond dispute, and the truth is no defense in court.

The PC-obsessed government has other ways of enforcing thought control for dissidents, such as the use of the mind control drug Harmonine. (On that note, a few years back, there was a serious proposal in Germany to use oxytocin to treat “xenophobia.” What’s the likelihood that the “refugees” also going to get drugs to help them behave properly in civilized society?) 

For the worst cases, the Ministry of Harmony uses lobotomy.

Decay, Distraction and Design

Constant strikes take their toll. As one might expect, they can’t keep the trains running on time. All told, it’s quite a clown show. The Ministry of Harmony approves:

Their right reasoning was that a good amount of decline was even desirable as conducive to a debasement of the public which was beneficial to domination, providing it was administered with suitable distractions, and presented with skilful propaganda encouraging acceptance of it through familiarity.

Sufficient food, booze, sex and spectator sports, along with nonstop formative and tranquillizing television were seen as the only really essential requirements to keep a dazed and degraded public beneath a dangerous level of discontent capable of causing disorder.

Bread and circuses, right? Other than that, strange cults abound. The Ministry of Harmony promotes a controlled opposition celebrity.

His was the fine art of saying a lot which sounded nostalgically patriotic in a most nebulous way devoid of danger to the process destructive of patriotism. For this most talented of side-tracking performances he thoroughly deserved the very high salary and the plentiful perquisites he received from the Ministry, for it was thanks to him that so many people who might otherwise have become something of a problem for the despots of Democracy were instead shunted into a siding of perpetual immobilization under the influence of his sedation.

Even Britain’s royal family gets “woke”:

By the turn of the century all the grandchildren of the monarch were well on the way by the entirety of their training and the atmosphere of the court and country to providing a shining example of Harmony by selecting Coloured spouses.

Well, how about that? The royals even change the flag. This hasn’t occurred yet, but it would be hardly surprising if the idea at least gets floated one of these days as a symbolic measure to turn away from the “evil” past of when Britain was British. The Cross of St. George already is politically incorrect, going the way of the Confederate battle flag in the USA.

The cause of Harmony, which was the pursuit of world oneness, had by the time of the announcement brought about a general integration of the former United Kingdom in a system already embracing the greater part of the world, and confidently expected eventually to embrace the whole of it.

This did come to pass in a way, when Britain joined the European Union. This was reversed lately, after much foot-dragging by politicians. By some speculations, the Powers-That-Be never would’ve allowed the Brexit vote if they had any idea the peasants would vote for it.

The advocates of this stupendous unification, who decades earlier had campaigned as a “Crusade for World Government” for its attainment at one jump, and on this basis had been overwhelmingly rejected, had quickly learned the lesson that by stealthy gradualism eventual victory could be theirs.

Indeed, as the swamp creature Zbigniew Brzezinski put it, “We cannot leap into world government through one quick step. . . The precondition for eventual and genuine globalization is progressive regionalization because by that we move toward larger, more stable, more cooperative units.” Speaking of these globalist types:

They were one global syndicate: an undercover political Mafia straddling the world in the mantle of Democracy.

I’ve observed the same. In Deplorable Diatribes, I describe the New World Order phenomenon as “very high-level corruption, in which ostensibly democratic Western governments have been coopted to a large degree by the extremely wealthy. It’s the white-collar criminal version of the Mafia, but on a worldwide scale.” 

Celebrations of the Century 

As the year 2000 draws near, Trafalgar Square is renamed “Harmony Square.” Admiral Nelson gets canceled, and his statue is replaced with one of that cuddly teddy bear Nelson Mandela. If that weren’t enough:

On the festive 1st January public bonfires would be lit in all parts with the public exhorted to contribute to the combustion all remaining family relics of the bad old days of a once White England.

TV sets will be upgraded, with the real purpose of converting them into two-way Orwellian telescreens. That hasn’t happened, though massive electronic domestic spying occurs by other means.

When January 1 rolls around, the Central African immigrant Rasmus Olionabobe is elected to Parliament and immediately arises to Prime Minister. Then Honey returns from a trip to the disco, announcing to her family that she’s pregnant by her black boyfriend Ulysses Jones. (If the usual outcome happens, he’ll dump her as soon as she tells him the news and try to find another white girl.) The story ends thus:

The progeny would therefore be fashionably darkish if not true ebony, probably broad of nose and lip as an additional attraction, and most likely to be endowed with the further merit of frizzy hair. In short, the child would obviously be English of the most modern appearance: a truly authentic incarnation of the blessed state of Merrie England in the year 2,000.

A country burns out like an ember, and so dies out another of its bloodlines, with subversion and a treacherous ruling class at fault. This is all so that Zionist ingrates can feel safe from the people who saved them a couple generations ago, and so that the globalists will face no challenge to their power. It doesn’t say what happens next, but it’s not too difficult to guess. Then the oligarchs will rule over the dilapidated husk of a once-great nation until the colored masses overwhelm them too. This was grim; an ending about as cheerful as that of 1984, when the tormented Winston Smith finally loves Big Brother and probably will be whacked moments later.

Summary

Many of the things Merrie England 2,000 described as satire and hyperbole have come true, just as some of Orwell’s nightmare scenario has become fact. Will Britain follow the trajectory described here, becoming a dysfunctional banana republic populated by brainwashed consumer units bereft of racial and cultural identity? The final page of history is not written yet; if the British can gather their resolve to oust the exploiter class that betrayed their own people, the nation may be reborn. They will not be alone; real Americans have similar struggles of our own, but we stand with them in solidarity.

Beau Albrecht
https://counter-currents.com/author/balbrecht/

Thursday, October 22, 2026

France’s Riots: Reaping the Jacobin Legacy


With shops looted, city streets trashed, buildings burned, and monuments vandalized, headlines declared: “Chaos and Violence Grip France as Far-Left Mobs Storm City Halls, Torch Streets.”

As in the 1968 riots, student grievances were soon taken over and manipulated by a criminaloid far-Left underground motivated by a will-to-destruction rationalized by ideology. Under such situations a society that is already flawed will include a large mass of normally dormant borderline psychotic hangers-on poised to go along with the mob whenever order and authority are challenged.

While the Government assured its citizens that the culprits would be brought to justice, what France was witnessing was a manifestation of the ideology on which the Republic was founded; of Jacobinism, which even most of the French Right acknowledge as the foundation of their nation.

French Prime Minister Sebastien Lecornu blames the unrest on the “far-Left” and criminals. But the Republic was founded in 1789 by the “far-Left,” mobilizing and agitating “criminals.” The rioting criminaloids and psychoids are the children of the Republic. France’s National Day celebrates the mob storming of the Bastille (in which very few inmates were held), and the killing of its governor. Both Macron and Marine Le Pen deplored the “attack on democracy.” But it is the manifestation of “democracy;” the atavistic articulation of the same type as 1789.

When Petain assumed authority in 1940 on the vote of the National Assembly by 569 to 80 (with 18 abstentions) he did so with the realisation that it was the doctrine of 1789 that had ruined France. He sought to reverse that Revolution with a National Revolution; to replace “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity,” with “Work, Family, Fatherland.” When France returned to its course of ruin it did so with a bloodlust worthy of the Jacobin heritage.[1]

“No one will impose their political agenda through violence,” Lecornu wrote, but does he repudiate the very foundations of the Republic that the secular Establishment has worshipped, does he deplore the Regicide on which it was founded, and the Reign of Terror on which it was maintained? In Marseilles, smashing into the mayor’s office the mob shouted references to the Bastille.[2] In Paris the shout went up: “Louis XVI: We beheaded him. Macron: We can do it again!”[3]

The national icon is Marianne, the female representation of the Republic adorned in the Jacobin cap, reminiscent of the “Goddess of Reason” that the Jacobins sought to impose as a civic religion. The National Anthem, La Marseillaise, glories in revolutionist blood and war. During the 2024 Olympic Games, France paraded its Jacobin heritage before the world by producing as the Olympic mascot the Phryges, anthropomorphic Phrygian caps. In a symbolic message to reassure the degenerated that France can still be considered the center of the demimonde, despite the resurgence of both the “Right” and of the Church, the Olympic ceremony featured a mockery of the Last Supper, with drag queens, a transgender model, and a semi-clad naked singer painted blue to portray Dionysus, the god of drunken ritual frenzy, reflecting the moral and cultural nihilism of the modern age.

Like their mindless counterparts in the Paris riots of 1968, the mobs of the October riots are not in dissent against the System in which they and their parents were raised—they are the symptoms of it. France reaped what it sowed.

Notes

[1] Sisley Huddleston, France: The Tragic Years 1939-1947 (1955).

[2] “Clashes, blazes and wide-scale looting grip France on day of protest,” AFP, October 17, 2026.

[3] Etienne Fauchaire, “Chaos and Violence Grip France as Far-Left Mobs Storm City Halls,” Torch Streets, Epoch Times, October 18, 2026.

Kerry Bolton
https://counter-currents.com/author/kbolton/

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In the eyes of the French public, the most shocking aspect remains the impunity with which rioters were able, for hours on end and across the country, to shamelessly loot thousands of businesses. And anyone who has seen footage of these raids could not help but notice what the vast majority of participants had in common: they are not white. They have no business being in France’s cities, and to anyone with a modicum of common sense, the current chaos would not exist without decades of mass immigration leading to the gradual replacement of the French people.

Yet, in the face of such an existential threat laid bare for all to see, the response from the various political parties is truly disheartening. Of course, the Left-wing parties have offered nothing but excuses for the rioters, legitimizing the violence either as a response to police repression (which they claim is both racist and fascist) or as the cry from the heart of an impoverished youth. It is worth noting in this regard that these desperate young people have been quite selective in their acts of vandalism. To take the example of Lyon: on a street adjacent to Place Bellecour, home to numerous shops, only one was looted—a Zadig & Voltaire, a famous French fashion brand known in particular for its handbags, which are adored by young women (especially those of North African descent). This is a far cry from the food riots of 1788-1789… Moreover, Left-wing parties have no qualms when their protégés take massive advantage of the capitalist system to resell their loot online[14].

The incompetence of the centrist government is staggering. After underestimating the scale of the October 17 protest and deploying an insufficient police force, the regime contented itself with the kind of empty rhetoric it is so adept at. The President of the Republic, who was dancing at a Céline Dion concert on the eve of the riots,[15] solemnly addressed the nation on the evening of Sunday, October 18, in an eight-minute speech devoid of any concrete announcements, before confirming his departure the next day for the Gulf states. Without ever naming the “immigrant threat,” he even went so far as to naively ask, “What is going through these rioters’ minds? How can French people do this to France?”[16] The president warned that the criminal response would be “uncompromising”—a threat all the more meaningless given that it had already been expressed in the same terms in the springs of 2025 and 2026, without the slightest consequence![17] On Monday the 19th, the Prime Minister held an equally pointless press conference, filled with clichés, in a disastrous performance by the government’s A-Team, further marred by the constant ringing of a minister’s phone in the background.[18] At least we saw a few condemnations of the far-Left and delinquents, which stands in stark contrast to the statements made by centrist leaders during previous episodes of chaos, when they were quicker to blame the English[19] or young French hicks named Mathéo or Kevin[20]…
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We are no longer in the era of Jean-Marie Le Pen’s National Front. His daughter, Marine, regularly asserts that she is neither Right-wing nor Left-wing. She wants to integrate African immigrants and merely limit entry into the country to some extent, let alone reverse the flow. As Fabian Keubel aptly summarized in a tweet, she is a Left-wing woman committed to the “Africanization” of Europe.[23]

This reality has been clearly expressed in recent days, following the release of a poll indicating that 46% of Muslims would be willing to leave France if Marine Le Pen was to win the presidential election.[24] When asked about this, the candidate replied that Muslims are wrong to worry. “This is their country; they are French, she said. We have only one country,” before adding that “Islam is compatible with the Republic”[25]… Another striking example is that the RN recently broke off its alliance with Germany’s AfD, which it deemed too radical due to its advocacy of remigration. Jean-Philippe Tanguy, a frail gay man who serves as the RN’s spokesperson despite a very pronounced lisp (which speaks volumes about the quality of the party’s leadership), even declared himself “terrified” of the AfD.[26] Regarding the October 17 riots, Marine Le Pen issued a statement in which immigration is barely mentioned, illustrating the importance she attaches to this issue.[27]

Only one party dared to publicly denounce the obvious: Reconquête (“Reconquest”). On the evening of October 18, its president, Éric Zemmour, made the rounds on television talk shows. Advocating for a “French” France (rather than the “appeased” France championed by Le Pen), he denounced the “hordes of Maghrebi and African barbarians” who have flooded into the country, while calling for remigration and a massive crackdown on rioters. His remarks drew cries of outrage from journalists. It is already certain that this outburst will earn him yet another legal conviction, in direct contradiction to the principles of free speech.[28] In fact, Reconquête is the only movement of any significance in France that dares to tackle the issue of migration head-on by proposing radical solutions. It is also the only French party to have sent a delegation to the remigration summits. But its electoral clout is currently negligible. As a candidate in the 2027 presidential election, Éric Zemmour generally polls between 3 and 6% of the vote, far behind Marine Le Pen, who is leading the race with around 35%.

Everyone can see France’s decline. Many are aware of the role immigration plays in this decline. But few are yet willing to face this reality honestly. In the meantime, the country continues its slow drift toward “Lebanonization” and “rivers of blood.”

https://counter-currents.com/author/charles-dartois-2-2-2/

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Gulliver in the Land of Giants A Critical Biography and the Memoirs of the Celebrated Dwarf Joseph Boruwlaski

 Introduction

 For years, tourists visiting the lobby of the town-hall building in the British town of Durham have been intrigued by a sculpture depicting an elderly gentleman of charming appearance, wearing elegant early 19th-century garb, bent over a guitar. One might think that this monument to Joseph Boruwłaski, depicting him dressed to attend an audience with King George IV in 1820, would not be all that extraordinary: Boruwłaski was, after all, one of Durham’s most famous residents ever. He was mentioned at considerable length in Diderot’s great Encyclopédie in the eighteenth century and later in the Encyclopaedia Britannica and many other lexicons, the press followed the events of his life as they unfolded, and when he died in 1837 reports were carried by nearly every English daily and then by newspapers on the continent. But Boruwłaski’s fame was indeed of quite an unusual sort. The encyclopaedia entries about him cannot be found in the conventional way, since they are not listed under his own name, and the above sculpture might indeed not catch the eyes of passers-by at all if it were not for the fact that this smallish, 99-centimetre figure is in fact life-sized. It was Boruwłaski’s extraordinary smallness that determined his life story and was the main source of his fame – he was the most famous dwarf in eighteenth- and early nineteenth-century Europe, and it was as such that he figured on the pages of various encyclopaedias and dictionaries (where he should be sought under the entries for dwarf in English, nain in French, or zwerg in German). 

 Some slight memory of Boruwłaski has survived to the present day both in Poland, where he was born, and England, where he spent more than half of his long, 98-year life. Certain mementos related to him are still preserved and displayed in Durham – his portrait, clothing, violin, and other personal effects. A few printed works on him have appeared over the years: a publication commemorating the ‘little count’ and the events of his life was printed in Durham to mark the 150th anniversary of his death, and a small brochure was also published in Ireland to commemorate his stay in Portarlington.1 He was prominent enough to rate an entry in the nineteenth-century Dictionary of National Biography, and in the twenty-first century Oxford Dictionary of National Biography,2 in 1902 his memoirs were republished in London by Henry Richard Heatley (who tried to draw together further supplementary information about Boruwłaski’s life story)3 and in 1937 he was listed in a Polish biographical dictionary.4 One Polish author paid quite a bit of attention to him in her analysis of the place of dwarfs in old Polish society, although she based herself mainly on the first edition of his memoirs and fails to mention nearly the entire English period of his life.5 Nowadays, quite a few references to Boruwłaski can be found on the Internet, where he continues to spark interest as a kind of freak of nature – and indeed, it was mainly such a role that has been ascribed to him in the collective consciousness. If Boruwłaski was and is remembered, it is as he was depicted in the Encyclopédie and how he was perceived in the eighteenth century, as a misfit noteworthy for his oddity. Confirmation of this can be found in the fact that a fragment devoted to him appeared in a recent book discussing ‘mutants.’6

 And yet it seems that an attempt deserves to be made to consider Boruwłaski’s life and the description of it he left behind in his memoirs not only more thoroughly and penetratingly, but also from somewhat of a different perspective. To look upon him not just as a member of a separate society of Lilliputians – as a curious natural phenomenon – but as a sensitive and intelligent man in his own right, in a certain sense imprisoned within his own body, just as much by nature as by the role imposed upon him by ‘society at large,’ so to speak. This was a role that to some extent he was forced to accept and which indeed brought him certain benefits, but which he spent his entire life rebelling against, going to great lengths to try to liberate himself from. Perhaps that is why in the last edition of his memoirs he likened himself to Gulliver exploring the world of giants; this was not just a witty literary reference but also a kind of role-reversal: he was no longer the one that differed from the norm; rather it was the whole world surrounding him that was abnormal. This is an ingenious perspective that merits closer investigation: looking at the world of the latter eighteenth and early nineteenth century through Boruwłaski’s eyes is sure to yield a picture that is fresh and captivating, and at the same time astonishingly different from what we know about the cultural elite of the Enlightenment era. 

1 T. Heron, The Little Count Joseph Boruwlaski, City of Durham, 1986; J.S. Powell, Joseph Boruwlaski his Visit to Portarlington 1795, York (no date of publication) – this is essentially a reproduction of a small fragment of Boruwłaski’s memoirs describing his stay in Portarlington, supplemented by certain details uncovered by the publisher. 

2 Margot Johnson, ‘Boruwlaski, Joseph, styled Count Boruwlaski (1739–1837)’, Oxford Dictionary of National Biography, online edn, Oxford University Press, Sept 2004.

 3The Life and Love Letters of a Dwarf, ed. H.R. Heatley, London, 1902. This publisher gathered the most supplementary information about Boruwłaski’s life.

 4 S. Wasylewski, Józef Boruwłaski. In: Polski Słownik Biograficzny, vol. 2, Kraków, 1937, p. 356. This biographical entry consists almost exclusively of a quite haphazard summary of the memoirs. Wasylewski also devoted a popular essay ‘Dama z karzełkiem’ to Boruwłaski in his book Romans prababki, Lwów, 1920.

 5 B. Fabiani, Niziołki, łokietki, karlikowie, Warsaw, 1980. 

6 A.M. Leroi, Mutants: on the form, varieties and errors of the human body, London, Harper Collins, 2003, pp. 170–177; This is also the standpoint from which Boruwłaski’s life story is analysed by Barbara Benedict, the author of a notable article on him (B. Benedict, ‘Displaying Difference: Curious Count Boruwlaski and the Staging of Class Identity’, Eighteenth-Century Life, vol. 30, no. 3, summer 2006, pp. 78–106), which unfortunately does not take account of the original Polish version of the present biographical essay, published two years previously (A. Grześkowiak-Krwawicz, Zabaweczka: Józef Boruwłaski – fenomen natury – szlachcic – pamiętnikarz, Gdańsk, Słowo/obraz-terytoria, 2004).

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Dwarf of the Salons

 At first glance, the fact that Joseph Boruwłaski left behind a sizeable set of published memoirs (the first version of which is included in the present volume) might seem to make the historian’s task of retracing his life and fortunes relatively easy. He even revised and expanded his written recollections several times to include subsequent years. Nonetheless, for the careful and cautious historian the job in fact proves to be much harder, despite this relatively plentiful material. Boruwłaski’s autobiographical writings need to be taken with a considerable grain of salt, so to speak, especially in this later period – when it seems the author wished to portray his life according to a certain image he had always held in his imagination, omitting many events, distorting others, and quite simply fabricating still others. He moreover sometimes dates events inaccurately, or more often (wanting to additionally cover up his real tracks?) he cautiously avoids giving any dating whatsoever. Admittedly, the earlier edition of the memoirs does represent a more credible historical source (although as we will discuss below, it too represents a kind of literary creation, and quite a successful one at that). When this first portion was initially published, nearly all the individuals involved in the depicted events were still alive and the memoirs were even expressly addressed to some of them, hence the stories are naturally retold more scrupulously and accurately. But this portion unfortunately goes no further than 1788–1790. 

 The present work grew largely out of research work contrasting the various versions of Boruwłaski’s memoirs to one another with a critical eye and confronting them against other historical sources, for example, accounts left behind by individuals who knew Boruwłaski, press reports, and preserved personal correspondence, in order to retrace and recount the course of his life as accurately as possible. 

 In this vein, we should start by dealing with the fundamental issue of our subject’s name itself and clearing up some potential misunderstandings here. Firstly, this book uses the English first name ‘Joseph,’ by which he was known in later years, although the reader should bear in mind that his true first name was in fact the Polish ‘Józef.’ Secondly, the issue of his surname has proven considerably more problematic over the years. Certain readers may wonder whether it really should be ‘Boruwłaski’ (roughly pronounced bor-oo-VWAH-ski, as the Polish crossed-L letter is pronounced like an English ‘w’), as used in this book, or perhaps the more naturally Slavic-sounding configuration ‘Borusławski’ – especially since the latter form is indeed frequently found in writings about him in nineteenth- and twentieth-century Poland? Although the first version does fall somewhat awkwardly even upon the Polish ear, we can nevertheless confirm that it is without any doubt the true and correct form: Boruwłaski used precisely this spelling in signing not only his own memoirs but also his personal letters, including ones addressed to Poles, and moreover in his lifetime he was widely known as ‘Boruwłaski’ throughout Europe. In a certain sense, further confirmation that this more awkward rendering is the correct one can be found in the broad range of other distortions and misspellings that have appeared over the years – ranging from ‘Borwslasky’ in Count de Tressan’s writings to the entry in Diderot’s Encyclopédie dealing with ‘Borwilasky.’ Here credit is due to the British for distorting the name relatively infrequently, presumably because they were in closest contact with both the man and his name in later years, and were better aware of the correct spelling from his published memoirs themselves and from newspaper reports. But then again, who knows whether certain positive connotations might have also played a certain part here? At least to the Scots, his name is reported to have conjured up an association with ‘barrel-o-whisky,’ and this is allegedly how it was pronounced during Boruwłaski’s stay in Edinburgh in 1788.  Although Boruwłaski was frequently described as bearing the title ‘count,’ he in fact bore no aristocratic peerage and made no such claim. Rather, his use of the term ‘count’ in press announcements or in the final edition of his memoirs, it seems, served more to underscore his noble origins and to drive that point home to his title-accustomed Western readers. In reality Boruwłaski was born in 1739 into a family of petty nobility that struggled to make ends  meet, and he never made any secret of that fact. While mention was sometimes made of a former family fortune his father had once lost, either in the service of Polish King Stanisław Leszczyński or under other unspecified circumstances, 1 the only certainty is that his was a poor family, especially after his father’s death when Joseph was just 9 years old. Their poverty was all the more tragic in that no less than three of the six children were of Lilliputian size – Joseph’s elder brother exceeded him only slightly in height, and their sister, three years Joseph’s younger, was even smaller than both her brothers at just 66 cm. Count de Tressan accused Boruwłaski’s parents of having ‘looked upon the two elder brothers like unfortunate whims of nature and left them without education,’2 but this is an unfair assertion, as Boruwłaski’s memoirs do not indicate he received any less care than his other siblings. The French count seems not to have fully realised what opportunities and needs a poor noble family in Poland’s Pokucie province actually had to educate their children, whatever their height. On the other hand, there is no doubt that the future of these three little ones must have been an especially serious concern for their parents – their height shut them off even from the few routes to success that remained open for their normal-sized brothers: the clergy, military service, and favourable marriage. Nevertheless, there was one more possibility for social advancement, quite widespread in those times: service to a powerful lord, or at least to a wealthy gentleman. In this latter case an unusual physique could actually prove to be an asset, helping pique the interest of a potential benefactor or benefactress – the kind of person Helena Stadnicka, the later Countess Tarnowska, would indeed become for the young Joseph. Importantly, as Joseph stressed in his own memoirs and as is confirmed by all contemporary sources, the whole Boruwłaski trio were not just of small size but also of very attractive appearance and proportionally built, without any of the deformations or disabilities commonly found in dwarfs. It is no surprise, therefore, that all three ultimately found themselves sponsors – just as Joseph found sponsorship with Madame Helena Stadnicka, so too his brother found protection under the Castellane Ustrzycka of Inowłódz and the sister under the Castellane Katarzyna Kossakowska, a famous hic mulier known for her biting tongue. The Boruwłaski trio’s small stature was undoubtedly the main motivation for the sponsorship of these noble ladies, who presumably wished to retain them as elegant playthings. However, their curious appearance did not in fact have to end up determining their entire career or the role they played throughout their whole lives: with time Joseph’s elder brother, if we believe his memoirs, became a steward for Madame Ustrzycka, therefore enjoying what might otherwise be a successful career for a normal nobleman of modest means. Their sister, in turn, ended up in a role that was typical for people of her height for centuries, becoming Kossakowska’s pet dwarf, but the position she eventually came to hold within the Castellane’s retinue did not differ much from that of an ordinary lady-in-waiting – again, this was a role played by many poor noblewomen. 

 But it was Joseph whose life would prove to be the most colourful, and at the same time the most closely linked to his physical appearance. His rightful place in life was essentially already shown to him by Stadnicka – when she dubbed him ‘Joujou,’ or little toy. This nickname, appropriate for the child he then still was, and the role that went hand-in-hand with it would accompany him into his adult life as well. As one Polish scholar wrote in a short but brilliant analysis of the lives of similar dwarfs in the eighteenth century: ‘Whether he liked it or not, the function of such a dwarf was to entertain the assembled company; that was what was expected of him. If he played that role well he would be rewarded and celebrated, if not, or if he did not wish to play such a role, he would fade into oblivion.’3 Boruwłaski’s chief task at this stage was to appeal as much as possible to the his masters, and this was something he realised quite quickly. ‘I considered it as my duty to double my efforts, that I might render myself agreeable to the husband of my benefactress’ – this is how he described his situation after Stadnicka’s marriage to Jan Tarnowski. However, his great career as a ‘dwarf of the salons,’ as a source of court entertainment who amused the greatest monarchs of his era, truly got its start once the Countess Anna Humiecka, one of the wealthiest and most influential Polish ladies of her day, took Boruwłaski under her wing at the age of 15 (or perhaps somewhat older, as the author’s dating is somewhat haphazard here). 

 It was with Humiecka that he embarked on his first trip, on a grand tour around Europe, beginning in late 1758 or early 1759 with a visit paid to Maria Theresa’s court in Vienna. After half a year there Humiecka set out with Boruwłaski for Munich, where they were warmly greeted by Elector Maximilian Joseph and his wife Maria Anna, the daughter of Polish King Augustus III. At the end of the same year they were hosted by the deposed Polish King Stanisław Leszczyński at his court in Lunéville. From there, in early 1760, they travelled to Paris where they spent more than a year, frequently visiting Maria Leszczyńska at Versailles and socialising with the best Parisian society. In spring of 1761 they set out on a return journey through the Netherlands, visiting the court in Lunéville again in August, and arriving, via Germany, back in Poland in autumn of the same year. We can say that Boruwłaski was fortunate that his protectress was such a grande dame of the age, able to introduce him into the royal courts and the world of salons. Or instead of using the phrase ‘introduce him’ perhaps we should state more precisely that she put him on display there – we should have no doubt (as Boruwłaski himself had no doubt) that his new protectress, although very caring, treated him as a plaything, like a rococo trinket to be shown off among high society. That is evident in the various accoutrements specifically used to enhance his peculiarity: he would get dressed up in showy costumes, frequently copies of military uniforms, such as one he called his ‘big-baton colonel’ uniform. The salon room of Humiecka’s residence in Warsaw even contained something that amounted to a doll-house for her Joujou, which had a ‘a small sofa, little tables, a small billiard set, and other games and toys.’4 Such a living plaything was of even greater value if it had ‘agreeable talents,’ as Boruwłaski himself dubbed them. Thus Humiecka took great pains to ensure the education of her Joujou – he was taught to dance in Vienna by none other than Maria Theresa’s own ballet-master Casparo Angiolini, and instructed to play the guitar in Paris by Pierre Gavinies, one of the most famous virtuosos of the day. He was then well prepared to dance the polonaise before Maria Theresa or to perform a Cossack dance on the table before the French princesses Victoire and Adélaïde in the court of their grandfather, Stanisław Leszczyński,5 in every case to his audience’s rapture. In fact he proved to be quite an able musician and when called to appear in public he would embellish his performances by playing the guitar and violin, sometimes even performing his own compositions. We must concede that the boy was also given certain general foundations of an education – Count de Tressan, describing him when he was 20 years old in 1759, wrote that he knew basic arithmetic, the dogmas of Catholic religion, passable German, and quite good French. 

 The latter fact was particularly important, as knowledge of French was in those times essential for entering the salons and participating in social discussion. The eighteenth century was an age of conversation – light and witty, captivating and charismatic, replete with paradoxes and adroit compliments, nimbly skipping from one topic to another, offering skilful speakers a chance to demonstrate their wit, the famous French esprit. It is telling how frequently the depiction in Boruwłaski’s memoirs of his voyage with Humiecka keeps mentioning such conversation: Maria Theresa ‘seemed much pleased with my reply,’6 Stanisław Leszczyński ‘asked several questions to which I gave satisfactory answers, seemed pleased with my replies,’ Kaunitz was ‘pretending that my conversations both amused and interested him,’ and Maria Leszczyńska ‘after having asked me many questions concerning the King her father, Bébé, and Poland, and our travels, she seemed pleased with my answers.’ Considering his young age, we might entertain certain doubts about his real ability to make all the clever and flattering ripostes he describes in his memoirs, and about his claims to have enthralled Maria Theresa with them already at the very outset of his first journey. Nevertheless, this does not appear to be just empty boasting – the truth of his words seems to be borne out by the fact that he was still remembered in Vienna as much as 20 years later, as well as by the widespread fame he began to enjoy even before the end of his first voyage with Humiecka. Boruwłaski himself would later maintain it was his stay in Paris that ultimately perfected his refinement and rendered his conversation skills graceful and unaffected, but previously to that, during his visit to Stanisław Leszczyński’s court, Count de Tressan had already described his talents in this field, writing that he ‘participates in the most gracious manner in the subtle and witty exchange of views.’ His talents in this regard are also confirmed by continued signs throughout his life of a well-developed sense of humour and ability to pay elegant compliments. He certainly knew how to use those abilities to curry favour with the high and mighty of the world when he had the chance, but as befits a true man-of-the-world he could also use them just to be gallant, with no self-seeking objective at all. For instance, when admiring a cascade in Killarney many years later while holding the helpful hand of a certain Irishman, he responded to the cries of the latter’s wife – ‘Take care, that that little gentleman does not fall’ – by turning round and, after beholding a beautiful and lovely lady, responding: ‘Madam, I fall already.’7 He knew how to embody the very essence of courtly graciousness, albeit laced with just a touch of the risqué – many such ripostes can be found in Boruwłaski’s memoirs and in others’ reminiscences of him. 

Essentially from the very moment he made his début at Maria Theresa’s court, Boruwłaski shone in this role of a ‘dwarf of the salons’ (or perhaps ‘rococo dwarf’), able to amuse every audience not only with his physical appearance but also with gracious conversation, clever compliments, and witty replies. We might say that he managed to get into the salons as a kind of freak-show, yet once there he earned himself admiration as a well-refined gentleman. He certainly knew how to win the hearts of rulers and their entourages. Austria’s Maria Theresa, Stanisław Leszczyński and his daughter Maria the Queen of France, the Dutch Stadtholder, Polish King Stanisław Augustus, English Kings George III and IV – these are just some of his royal acquaintances, an impressive list many an aristocrat of the day could only have envied. However, it was not their opinion, but that of high society at large that ensured his popularity. In a certain sense he ideally fit the demands of his time, when it was no longer royal courts but rather the broader beau monde that set the standards of social values, when it was the acceptance of the high-society salons that was the ticket to fame. 

 The stance that the people of the age – or rather the elite of the age – took towards Boruwłaski is worthy of some deeper analysis, because it brings into excellent relief certain hallmarks of the prevailing customs as well as certain contradictions of the times. The interest shown in him, sometimes turning into outright fascination, was essentially paradoxical in that it ran counter to the professed aesthetic ideals of the Enlightenment. This was, after all, an epoch that rejected the Baroque age’s unfettered imagination and vapid curiosity in anything different, strange, or monstrous. As Jean de la Bruyère wrote in his Caractères, ‘The mania for collecting is a fondness not for what is good or beautiful but for what is rare and unique, for what one has and others have not. It is not a liking for what is perfect but for what is sought after, what is in vogue.’8 This definition accommodates Boruwłaski’s popularity very well – not to speak of truly baroque ideas like the Lilliputian feast once organised in Paris in his honour by the Farmer General Bouret, or his being served up to guests at table inside an ‘urn’ (a tureen or soup-dish) by Michal Kazimierz Ogiński. The latter act is largely reminiscent of another incident that occurred a century earlier at the behest of the Duke of Buckingham, who had his own dwarf Jeffrey Hudson served to table inside a pie. Despite what was widely proclaimed about the predominance of refinement and good taste, the people of the eighteenth century, whether they hailed from the elite or from the lower classes, still had just as much of an interest as their fathers and forefathers from previous centuries had had in all sorts of disabilities, deformities, physical defects, and anything that diverged from the norm. It suffices to glance at the press from those days to see how many advertisements there were announcing opportunities to come gaze at midgets, giants, bearded women, extremely obese or thin individuals, and so on. But while the plebs could still take a simple, genuine, and uninhibited interest in such matters, the elite now required some sort of exoneration. Boruwłaski, with his charm and intelligence, thus fit the bill ideally. There was nothing monstrous or grotesque about him; indeed his delicate build was a point of admiration. In 1760, the publisher of an English monthly wrote: ‘He is well proportioned and has nothing shocking about him.’9 Years later another writer would go a step further and state: ‘His person and mind are complete models of elegance and refinement.’10 He was different enough from normal to spark interest, yet at the same time he fit excellently into the world where he functioned. Of course, by this we mean he fit into a certain specific place and into a certain specific role in this world. 

 To understand precisely what place and role these were, we must go back to Boruwłaski’s stay in Lunéville in 1759 and to Count de Tressan’s account of him (included in the present volume). This account is noteworthy as the earliest and most extensive source on Boruwłaski, which moreover served as the basis for many later publications: a summary of it appeared in the Encyclopédie, it was reprinted in the annals of the French Academy, cited in the press, and continued to be referenced by nineteenth-century writers.11 More importantly, it illustrates very well how Boruwłaski was viewed by representatives of the social and intellectual elite of his day: de Tressan was not just a count and marshal in Leszczyński’s court, but also a member of the French Academy, to which his report was addressed. The place ascribed to Boruwłaski is already signalled by his very first words: ‘The Polish nobleman Mr Borwslasky [!] came to Luneville in the retinue of Countess Humiecka. [ … ] This young man may be considered the most curious being that nature has created; once one has come to know him, the Polish king’s dwarf Bébé no longer has anything surprising about him.’ Boruwłaski was therefore interesting as an even greater curiosity than Bébé; he fell into a certain group of anomalies, marvels of nature, and the virtues of his appearance or intellect would be noticed only in juxtaposition to another representative of the same group. Boruwłaski’s own somewhat later statement about Maria Leszczyńska that ‘she, till then, deemed the individuals of my species as ill-favoured by nature, as much in mind and intellectual faculties as in body, but that I had undeceived her in a very advantageous and pleasing manner’ shows that he realised very well what kind of place had been ascribed to him. His memoirs often make quite bitter mention of ‘individuals of my species,’ or even ‘our species,’ endowed with certain traits. De Tressan even believed that unlike Nicolas Ferry (Bébé’s real name), Boruwłaski was an ideal representative of his ‘species.’ The count admired the physical and intellectual differences between them, but in a certain sense these two dwarfs represented two different epochs and two different social roles. Ferry bore all the traits of a baroque court dwarf, whose intellect was irrelevant because his physical defect was all that mattered. In that case, the fact he was not just of small size but also had a quite distinctly misshapen body essentially lent him added value. Every inch of Boruwłaski, on the other hand, embodied good taste and refinement. If he was a plaything, it was a perfect one. We can say that Count de Tressan admired him not because he was a dwarf, but specifically because of what kind of dwarf he was. The count admitted that Bébé was for him a source of disgust and instilled the kind of latent fear ‘usually prompted by the degradation of our existence, while the young Pole, in contrast, instils pleasure with his appearance and intellect, he arouses interest in his feelings, and finally evokes just tenderness and a desire to soothe all pain and indignity such as his fate may entail.’ Besides, it would be wrong to state that the count considered Boruwłaski just a plaything. De Tressan’s attitude towards him was perhaps best voiced by the editor of an English newspaper, who, having cited fragments of the count’s report, asserted that Boruwłaski would be an equally intriguing point of interest for a philosopher, for a ‘man of taste,’ as well as for … an anatomist.12 De Tressan did indeed look at Joujou with the delighted eye of the rococo man-of-the-salons, but at the same time, in keeping with the spirit of the Enlightenment, he tried to analyse and pin down the phenomenon that Boruwłaski represented. This distinctive mixture of perspectives is visible in his report, where he describes both Joseph’s outward appearance and his knowledge, extols his physical as well as intellectual capabilities, and also writes about what he ate, how he slept, how he danced, and what his personality was like. On the one hand he speaks of Boruwłaski with respect as a young Polish nobleman, admires his refinement, and shows sincere sympathy for him, while on the other hand he does not hesitate to inquire about ‘individuals who served him’ and whether he was ‘of full male virility’ or to relish telling misleading tales about Boruwłaski and his siblings’ deformities at the moment of their birth. The latter element, like the detailed description of Joseph’s family, is de Tressan writing as an anatomist, attempting to explain the causes for an observed anomaly. Boruwłaski is here a ‘case,’ an interesting ‘specimen’ he recommends to his Academy colleagues for study. The philosopher in de Tressan, in turn, speaks up when the author admires how generously nature endowed its tiny creation, ‘it even seems that she wanted to compensate him for his extremely small height with charms embellishing his entire personality, including ones we are continually discovering in his intellect.’ We can say that while de Tressan looks upon Bébé as a freak of nature, Boruwłaski is for him more like a natural phenomenon. And not just for him; the same motif appears in other descriptions of Boruwłaski throughout his life, something he himself skilfully emphasised – the second edition of his memoirs was published with the English motto ‘Mysterious nature who thy works shall scan / Behold a child in size in sense a man?’ and various press announcements contained statements about how nature’s creator could be admired even in his very smallest creations. 

 Essentially, in Count de Tressan’s account we find to some degree an illustration of all three of Boruwłaski’s roles: as an ornament of the salons, as an unusual ‘case’ of natural history, and lastly as a miracle of nature. We also find the earliest confirmation of his intelligence and cheerful character, attested by a friendly but objective witness. 

 It was presumably this brochure, which appeared in late 1759 or early 1760, that contributed to Boruwłaski’s great popularity during his stay in Paris, especially because it was not just read by the scholarly academicians of its intended audience. It quickly reached all of high society, in the original or in reprints. Boruwłaski suddenly became fashionable and his fame even preceded him to the French capital, immediately generating great interest. Even before his arrival, the press (not just the French press) announced: ‘A Polish lady is impatiently expected at Paris, who is bringing with her a Polish gentleman, who is two-and-twenty years old, and but sixteen inches high. He is every way well proportioned, and his understanding is well cultivated.’13 In fact the author of this report somewhat overstated the point – Boruwłaski was at that time 28 inches tall. Still, he was shorter than Bébé, a fact he proudly stressed. Fashion was a hugely powerful force in eighteenth-century society, or at least among its upper crust; to be fashionable meant to be talked about, to have one’s sayings repeated and one’s company sought. In a word, to be fashionable meant to be at the very centre of high-society interest, and this was what Boruwłaski experienced. He writes, not without pride, that upon his return to Paris ‘the curiosity I excited drew many visitors to my protectress [ … ] for in less than a week every person of high rank at court, and every person of fashion in town, waited upon her. I cannot help expressing how infinitely I was flattered by this warm enthusiasm, and by the numberless civilities with which I was honoured.’ In fact, it seems that this situation was not entirely pleasing to Humiecka, who in a way herself ended up overshadowed by the ‘little wonder’ she had wanted to show off in the salons of Europe. The announcement cited above already leaves little doubt about who was actually being impatiently awaited in Paris and being talked about there, and this reversal of roles is illustrated even better by a statement written by Madame Geoffrin, who while praising Boruwłaski in a letter to King Stanisław Augustus described his sponsor as the ‘lady with the dwarf’ (‘la dame au nain’), clearly not even recalling her name.14 Humiecka’s dissatisfaction was evidenced by the harshness of her reaction to the quite impertinent behaviour of the Duchess of Modena – when inviting Humiecka to visit her she insisted that she should bring Joujou, or essentially ordered her to bring him along. Boruwłaski gives the best description of his own situation (although this is in reference to later events): ‘I became as fashionable as a new dress just arrived for the ladies.’15 Many years later, he would describe his successes in Paris in the final edition of his memoirs as if he had been there on his own, interacting with the best society as he himself saw fit, frequenting the intellectual salons and allegedly even meeting and astounding Voltaire himself while visiting Madame Geoffrin. However, this was just the commonplace projection of dreams onto the past. We can be certain he visited Geoffrin’s salon just as he had gone everywhere, namely brought there by Humiecka to be exhibited and shown off. We can say that he was very much in vogue precisely like a fashionable dress, becoming the favourite plaything of high society for just one season. That is how he presented these experiences in the earlier edition of his memoirs. 

 It is hard to say how the 20-year-old boy he then was reacted to such success, but from the standpoint of his adult years one can sense he had certain mixed feelings. While he does proudly cite favourable opinions about himself, praise the impressions he made on successive individuals he met, and list the courtesies shown to him by representatives of the highest social circles, it does seem that he treated certain events as humiliating. This we can gauge in terms of what he omits (later editions of his memoirs no longer mention the Cossack dance he performed on the table in Lunéville, or his being carried in Ogiński’s urn, or the fight in which Bébé tried to throw him into the fireplace), although from time to time he does also point out his humiliations outright. The most appalling scene recounts a conversation held in Boruwłaski’s presence about dwarfs’ sexual capabilities and about the notion of mating him with his own sister as a test: ‘from which I thought I had to conclude, not only that they believed themselves entitled to dispose of me without my advice, but even looked upon me as a being merely physical, without morality, on whom they might try experiments of every kind.’ These are the most bitter words to be found anywhere in the memoirs. We can judge how strong an impression must have been evoked by ‘the sort of contempt apparently implied in this project of uniting me with my sister,’ by the fact that Boruwłaski expressed it a quarter-century afterwards, in memoirs that were addressed to the rich and powerful of his day and which essentially constituted more an apology than a criticism of their behaviour. 

 On the other hand, Boruwłaski’s descriptions of his youth do not reveal much about his own emotions, offering instead more of an outsider’s perspective on events, especially his dazzling career in the courts and salons. That perspective changes only once he begins to recount his experiences related to his return to Poland. Based on the memoirs we essentially can say very little about a nearly 20-year period (1761–1780), part of which he spent at Anna Humiecka’s estate in Podole (which he does not mention at all), but a majority of which he spent with her in Warsaw. This was likely due to several factors. Although these were very turbulent times in Poland’s history – including the Confederacy of Bar insurrection, a Russian intervention, and ultimately the first partition of Poland – they were nevertheless relatively calm years in Boruwłaski’s life. As he writes in the final edition of his memoirs: ‘In this state of tranquillity my days glided away, and I thought that no kind of vexation could disturb so happy a life.’16 These times were also simply not as full of exciting events like visits to royal courts or galas thrown in his honour. Although it is undoubtedly true, as the writer notes, that his return to Poland ‘made much noise’ due to the fame he had gained during his travels, things here were similar to how they had been elsewhere and this interest was quite fleeting. Moreover, from his status as the favourite marvel of the world’s greatest salons, Boruwłaski now reverted in a certain sense to his previous role. Regardless of the rapture he may have instilled, he was still just Countess Humiecka’s dwarf. In Warsaw the Countess did not have to face any affronts similar to those in Paris, being an influential lady well connected to Poland’s most powerful families. King John III Sobieski had been one of her ancestors on the distaff side and her brothers were active in the current courtly circle: Kazimierz Rzewuski, famous for his good looks and his duels, and Franciszek Rzewuski, a friend of the King who served as Poland’s envoy to St Petersburg. She belonged to the top Varsovian society and was visited by representatives of the aristocracy as well as artists. The balls and parties she threw were famous not only in the capital itself, but were also reported in gazettes distributed out into the provinces, recounted in memoirs, and one of her masquerades was even commemorated in verse.17 Boruwłaski took part in all of this, but did so as an underling of his benefactress rather than as an independent figure, and so he writes little about it all. We know that he met the newly-elected Polish King Stanisław Augustus and his brother Kazimierz. The king was allegedly so enchanted with him that he wanted to take him under his own protection, and Madame Geoffrin definitely wanted to take him away to Paris,18 but Boruwłaski does not mention these facts. In the later edition of his memoirs he added that he had met the famous adventurer and swindler Cagliostro at this time, and that is entirely possible – the latter was indeed in Warsaw in 1780, enjoying vast but short-lived popularity among the highest circles of Varsovian society. Certain doubts are only raised by his claim that Cagliostro allegedly engaged himself in Joujou’s romantic affairs at Countess Humiecka’s instigation.19 Without any doubt, however, Boruwłaski did strike up an acquaintance with Reichsgraf Stackelberg, the Russian ambassador to Poland, who later even signed a subscription for his memoirs. We can surmise that in Countess Humiecka’s salon he came into contact with all of Poland’s elite society at that time, yet these events did not find any reflection in his memoirs. (...)

1Gazeteer, 19 Oct 1786; in the fourth and final edition of his memoirs the author writes about the loss of some estate on the Dnieper River – Memoirs of Count Boruwlaski: containing a sketch of his travels, with an account at the different courts of Europe written by himself, corrected by Mr Burdon, Durham: F. Humble, 1820, p. 15 (cited hereinafter as ‘Memoirs IV’).

 2 L.E. de Tressan, Mémoire envoyé à l’Académie Royale des Sciences par M. le Comte, Paris, 1760. This quotation and others which follow are drawn from the translation of Mémoire included in this volume. 

3 J. Ryba, Uwodzicielskie oblicza Oświecenia, Katowice, 1994, p. 9. 

4 K.T.H. [Klementyna z Tańskich Hoffmanowa], Józef Borusławski, Przyjaciel Ludu, vol. 5, Leszno, 1838, no. 12 / 22 Sept. 1838, p. 95 ff. 

5 This latter episode occurred in August 1761 and was described by Fillion de Chagrineau in his account of princesses Victoire and Adélaïde’s stay at their grandfather’s court; cf. S. Gaber, L’entourage polonais du roi Stanislas Leszczyński à Lunéville, Nancy, 1972, p. 150.

 6 This quotation and others which follow are drawn from the first edition of the memoirs, included in this volume. 

7Memoirs IV, p. 253. 

8 J. de la Bruyere, Les Caractères, Paris, 1951, p. 406. English version taken from http://www.ourcivilisation.com/smartboard/shop/bruyere/

9London Magazine, April 1760, p. 130. 

10Morning Herald, 6 May 1786.

 11 For example, E.J. Wood in Giants and Dwarfs, London, 1868, p. 335, gives a translation of broad fragments of de Tressan’s report. 

12Gazeteer, 19 Oct. 1786.

 13Gazeteer, 31 Dec. 1759.

 14 Marie Thérèse Geoffrin to Stanisław Augustus, 17 March 1771, in Correspondance inédite du roi Stanislas Auguste Poniatowski et de Mme Geoffrin (1764–1777), ed. Ch. de Mouy, Paris, 1875, p. 398.

 15Memoirs IV, p. 315.

 16 Ibidem, p. 46. 

17 J. Koblański, ‘Oda na maski krakowskie w karnawał 1773 w bandzie J.W. Humieckiej, Miecznikowej Koronnej’, in Wiersze Józefa Koblańskiego i Stanisława Szczęsnego Potockiego zapomnianych poetów Oświecenia, ed. E. Aleksandrowska, Wrocław, 1980, p. 70. 

18 M.T. Geoffrin to Stanisław Augustus, 17 December 1770, in: Correspondence inédité, p. 389. 19 J. Boruwlaski, A Second Edition of the Memoirs of the Celebrated Dwarf, a Polish Gentleman, Birmingham, 1792 (cited hereinafter as Memoirs II), p. 69.

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